Viewtiful Joe is probably better on a Gamecube, because the port here was really sloppy. The second one was okay, but didn't have the same errr.charm? It's goofy, the translation is awful (not like there would have been anything worth translating.), but it has an interesting combat system (if a little jilted), and the game is sort of structured like a choose your own adventure in a small sandbox world, complete with a lot of branching paths. The 'sequel' was pretty godawful on all fronts. Avoid Nightshade/ Kunouchi at all costs though. If you die 15 minutes into the 30 minute level.well, back to the beginning. But if the thought of a sword that slowly sucks out your life while you have to run through enemy infested areas, killing them to slow the blade down sounds unfun.I'd avoid it.

If you like blazing fast gameplay, ridiculous difficulty, and an emphasis on precision, it's great. It's the best action game you can get without a Xbox (360) and a copy of one of the Ninja Gaiden games. Amazing freeform combat system with a ton of depth, challenging enemies, nice weapon selection, the best bosses this side of Ninja Gaiden, and some great encounter design. The combat does brawling better than any game before, enemies are challenging, and the adaptive difficulty system does a great job of balancing things out.ĭevil May Cry 3 Special Edition is good, but it will probably run like shit on an emulator. God Hand, a real game with more gameplay than 'mash square with a completely broken attack that has high damage, long range, and high priority then hit circle and do quick time events repeat ad nauseum', real manliness, and real fun. Fuck it it in the ear with a construction auger. NCAA Football 2004/05 All of the Sega sport series. Viewtiful Joe Search for the Gamecube and Nintendo DS ones.ĭead or Alive 2 (for Pussies) Get the Xbox ones.īaldur's Gate Dark Alliance 1+2 :!: :!: :!: Onimusha 3 - Demon Siege Crap, 1&2 are better. Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 3+4 / Nocturne / Digital Devil Saga 1+2 I'll only refer to games that were never released on PC:

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